Tenho inúmeras pérolas, mas algumas, embora simples, foram motivos de muitas risadas entre meus amigos e eu. Vejam essa de 2002:
[19:18:20] ROD_NOKEY> AIX
[19:18:28] ROD_NOKEY> tenho uma coisa cômica
[19:18:29] AIX> tá fodz
[19:18:30] ROD_NOKEY> pra tu colokar no seu site
[19:18:35] AIX> mand
[19:18:36] AIX> manda
[19:18:55] ROD_NOKEY> primeiro verifica se esse ip * Looking up 200.227.231.22
[19:18:56] ROD_NOKEY> –
[19:18:56] ROD_NOKEY> * Resolved 200.227.231.22 to 200227231022-dial-user-UOL.acessonet.com.br
[19:18:57] ROD_NOKEY> * Looking up 200.227.231.22
[19:18:57] ROD_NOKEY> –
[19:18:57] ROD_NOKEY> * Resolved 200.227.231.22 to 200227231022-dial-user-UOL.acessonet.com.br
[19:19:10] AIX> huhauha
[19:19:18] ROD_NOKEY> isso eh internet discada?
[19:19:26] AIX> com certeza
[19:19:31] AIX> dial-user
[19:19:32] AIX> hehe
[19:20:00] DNS: 200.227.231.22 tem reverso para 200227231022-dial-user-UOL.acessonet.com.br
[19:20:05] AIX> e agora ?
[19:20:18] AIX> discadão total
[19:20:18] AIX> ehehe
[19:20:34] ROD_NOKEY> xhelpsyst> æ
[19:20:34] ROD_NOKEY> xhelpsyst> rod
[19:20:34] ROD_NOKEY> xhelpsyst> keru linka
[19:20:34] ROD_NOKEY> ROD_NOKEY> pvt
[19:20:34] ROD_NOKEY> ROD_NOKEY> ops
[19:20:34] ROD_NOKEY> ROD_NOKEY> pode ser aki msm
[19:20:34] ROD_NOKEY> ROD_NOKEY> shell ou provedor?
[19:20:34] ROD_NOKEY> * xFeRnAnDo has joined #adesao
[19:20:34] ROD_NOKEY> xhelpsyst> Debian 3.0 GNU/linux – 256 mb – 40gb – ADSL 1mb
[19:20:34] ROD_NOKEY> xhelpsyst> eh uma makina
[19:20:34] ROD_NOKEY> * xFeRnAnDo has left #adesao
[19:20:41] ROD_NOKEY> ROD_NOKEY> qual ip xhelpsyst?
[19:20:41] ROD_NOKEY> xhelpsyst> 200.227.231.22
[19:20:42] ROD_NOKEY> xhelpsyst> ta rodando outo ircd
[19:20:42] ROD_NOKEY> xhelpsyst> da undenet
[19:20:42] ROD_NOKEY> xhelpsyst> kra
[19:20:42] ROD_NOKEY> xhelpsyst> manda o ircd
[19:20:42] ROD_NOKEY> xhelpsyst> rapido
[19:20:42] ROD_NOKEY> xhelpsyst> eh meio urgentw
[19:20:42] ROD_NOKEY> xhelpsyst> pow
[19:20:46] ROD_NOKEY> ROD_NOKEY> nao mando o ircd
[19:20:46] ROD_NOKEY> ROD_NOKEY> somente eu compilo o ircd
[19:20:47] ROD_NOKEY> xhelpsyst> ?
[19:20:47] ROD_NOKEY> xhelpsyst> HaHaHa
[19:20:47] ROD_NOKEY> * Surfista-sc has joined #adesao
[19:20:47] ROD_NOKEY> xhelpsyst> intaum ja era
[19:20:51] ROD_NOKEY> Surfista-sc> daew
[19:20:51] ROD_NOKEY> Surfista-sc> Xhelpsyst
[19:20:51] ROD_NOKEY> Surfista-sc> hauhauhauahuah
[19:20:51] ROD_NOKEY> xhelpsyst> q
[19:20:56] ROD_NOKEY> xhelpsyst> ROD
[19:20:56] ROD_NOKEY> xhelpsyst> kra
[19:20:56] ROD_NOKEY> xhelpsyst> eh eu ou nada
[19:20:56] ROD_NOKEY> xhelpsyst> nem eu tenho acesso
[19:20:56] ROD_NOKEY> xhelpsyst> eh makina do meu amigo
[19:20:56] ROD_NOKEY> ROD_NOKEY> entaum eskece xhelpsyst 🙁
[19:20:56] ROD_NOKEY> ROD_NOKEY> * Looking up 200.227.231.22
[19:21:04] AIX> huhauha
[19:21:05] ROD_NOKEY> ROD_NOKEY> –
[19:21:05] ROD_NOKEY> ROD_NOKEY> * Resolved 200.227.231.22 to 200227231022-dial-user-UOL.acessonet.com.br
[19:21:05] ROD_NOKEY> ROD_NOKEY> hahahahahaha
[19:21:05] ROD_NOKEY> ROD_NOKEY> vc ker linkar servidor de internet discada?
[19:21:05] ROD_NOKEY> ROD_NOKEY> heheheheheheahAHHAHAAHAH
[19:21:27] ROD_NOKEY> xhelpsyst> ?
[19:21:28] AIX> q panaca
[19:21:28] ROD_NOKEY> xhelpsyst> claro q nao
[19:21:28] ROD_NOKEY> xhelpsyst> burro
[19:21:28] ROD_NOKEY> xhelpsyst> eh ADSL
[19:21:28] ROD_NOKEY> xhelpsyst> burro
[19:21:28] ROD_NOKEY> Surfista-sc> huahuahauauauhauh
[19:21:28] ROD_NOKEY> xhelpsyst> HUAUHhuHauauhuhUHHUAhUuHAuHuhaHuAUHu « Number: 125
[19:21:28] ROD_NOKEY> ROD_NOKEY> o kara ker linkar computador com ADSL
[19:21:28] ROD_NOKEY> ROD_NOKEY> uhAUHHUAAHUHUAHUAHUAUHA
[19:21:28] ROD_NOKEY> xhelpsyst> kra
[19:21:28] ROD_NOKEY> ROD_NOKEY> só se eu fosse burro mesmo pra linkar
[19:21:29] AIX> huhau
[19:21:36] ROD_NOKEY> ROD_NOKEY> uhAUHHUAAHUHUAHUAHUAUHA
[19:21:36] ROD_NOKEY> ROD_NOKEY> uhAUHHUAAHUHUAHUAHUAUHA
[19:21:36] ROD_NOKEY> ROD_NOKEY> uhAUHHUAAHUHUAHUAHUAUHA
[19:21:36] ROD_NOKEY> xhelpsyst> ADSL Link 1mb
[19:21:36] ROD_NOKEY> ROD_NOKEY> eu tenho ADSL de 600k
[19:21:36] ROD_NOKEY> ROD_NOKEY> e nem por isso me linko aki
[19:21:36] ROD_NOKEY> ROD_NOKEY> AUHAUHHUAUHA
[19:21:36] ROD_NOKEY> ROD_NOKEY> e outra coisa seu burro
[19:21:42] ROD_NOKEY> ROD_NOKEY> dial-user
[19:21:42] ROD_NOKEY> ROD_NOKEY> dial-user = usuário discado
[19:21:42] ROD_NOKEY> ROD_NOKEY> aff pra vc
[19:21:42] ROD_NOKEY> * xhelpsyst has quit IRC (Quit: []’z)
[19:21:42] ROD_NOKEY> Surfista-sc> ROD_NOKEY huahauha la na outra rede ja deram um cortasso nele tb
[19:21:42] ROD_NOKEY> Surfista-sc> na rede que eu entro
[19:21:42] ROD_NOKEY> Surfista-sc> kkkkkkkk to afinado aqui de riiiiii
[19:21:43] ROD_NOKEY> ROD_NOKEY> auhauhauhauhAUHAUHAUH
[19:21:44] ROD_NOKEY> Surfista-sc> o cara deve ser um lammer
[19:21:45] ROD_NOKEY> Surfista-sc> mesmo
Fonte: Aix Blog.
